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I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
So I’m running on the treadmill in our basement and all of he sudden I’m interrupted (no one ever comes to this part of the house) by my parents and my moms cousins husband who is going to do work on our basement which is great but then they hang out talking and I’m just like I need 20 minutes can you chat in another part of the house please? I’ve got shit to do tonight.
And now the treadmill has reset and that fucks up my timing. I run for 20 minutes. This sucks.
Ugh that’s lame
Shipping all week long…yup you heard that right ;) PLEASE PLEASE READ!!!
What you need to do for a rad ship:
- Vote Here« You must vote that’s the main thing
- Reblog this to spread the word
- Message me Here (confession, question you have for me, ship me,ect.)
What you Get:
- A 5sos…
OK SO I HAVENT TOUCHED A LAPTOP IN A MONTH SO TO CELEBRATE…
SHIPS AND BLOGRATES AND LL THAT FUN SHIT
- ask me anything
- must have a face page, or explain your apperance in ur ask
- ship: huke lemmings | cichael mifford | ishton arwin | halum cood
- secret admirer: robert | gordon | fletcher | thomas
- potato in crime: blonde | lilac | hazel | black
- song on da shuffle:
- cool song lyric from said song:
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
Michael Clifford has become a punk edit there is no point to make them anymore you just have to post a normal picture of him and I get punk feels
so i’m bored and i wanna ship ur cute lil butts
you gots to:
- ship me/interrogate me about something
you will gets:
- a ship and why
- best friend ship
- activities i imagine u would do together (not sexual like couple-y things i realise how that may have looked i’m sorry)
- a song on shuffle
- a quote of some sort
- the vamps ship
- one direction ship
- compliment: blogger to blogger (this will work better if we have spoken previously but i will do this regardless)
now do this please : )