why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: skate-high)

unpredictcble:

11 away from my next hundred !!!

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Do you know why Luke unfollowed Acacia?

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lukehemmign:

because she called mikey a loser or maybe because shes fake

thecoloursinherhair:

I’M CRYING SO HARD THIS ARE LITERALLY MICHAEL AND LUKE

thecoloursinherhair:

I鈥橫 CRYING SO HARD THIS ARE LITERALLY MICHAEL AND LUKE

(Source: ashdontirwin)

5sos-official:

Jimmy Kimmel Live was so awesome, thanks for coming out to watch us :D Hope you had fun ! See ya on Saturday x

鈥#‎5SOSKIMMEL鈥
Amnesia: http://youtu.be/6YUtuwZgOdc
She Looks So Perfect: http://youtu.be/qhNStZBCkN4
Beside You: http://youtu.be/JOJZGvk8r_M
Fan Prank :D http://youtu.be/MWedWvikYT0

5sos-official:

Jimmy Kimmel Live was so awesome, thanks for coming out to watch us :D Hope you had fun ! See ya on Saturday x

鈥#鈥5SOSKIMMEL鈥
Amnesia: http://youtu.be/6YUtuwZgOdc
She Looks So Perfect: http://youtu.be/qhNStZBCkN4
Beside You: http://youtu.be/JOJZGvk8r_M
Fan Prank :D http://youtu.be/MWedWvikYT0

lipstick-lullabies:

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

do YOU MeAN LiKe ALASKA YOUNG?!?!??!,?

1chainz:

who is interested in dating an ugly girl who sleeps all day and only cares about music

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons聽of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

talking with grandma

her: who's that *points at my phones background of ashton*
me: oh, he's um-
her: ARE YOU DATING HIM
me: yes-
her: he looks older
me: not by much
her: are you two having intercourse
me:
her:
me:
her:
me: *slowly nods yes*
her: congratulations

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don鈥檛聽ask for them

Basically

Me: How far away is--
My parents: What concert are you looking into
Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

(Source: nuocmamboi)

ashhdamn:

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??

ladymorfinepl:

I would

ladymorfinepl:

I would

Ship for Alyssa

Hi sweetie :)

I like butts in general (fuck that sounds so disgusting) but I look at people’s butts and I don’t even want to, my eyes is a butt-seeker. And Cal’s is hella fine :) But Luke’s hair… I’d still go for Cal’s butt. But only if we’re married, I don’t want to like meet him and touch his butt, how awkward.

I talk too much.

Thanks for my brother!

  • Ship + Why

You are so fucking gorgeous, and your eyes look blue! You’re so so so so pretty and you’re seem awkwardly funny, so I ship you with Luke. :)

  • Gif of your ship

Cutiepie

  • Gif of your couple

  • Tweet/Text (you can choose :) )

  • Blurb for the girls who subscribed

Okay so I think he’d wait for like 3 months before asking you out because he’d be too shy and he’d be scared you might say no

  • Song

One for the road - Arctic Monkeys

Here you go babycake have a nice day :)

No more plz

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